CAUSE OF DEATH
Moon Tears: Born Dead, Died Screaming
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never drew its first breath. Moon Tears emerged into existence mere hours ago, only to discover that three holders controlling 100% of supply is less a token and more a sophisticated mechanism for wealth redistribution. The liquidity evaporated faster than morning dew under the Serengeti sun—a poetic end for something so ironically named.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant 51% flash crash, zero liquidity exit
EPITAPH
"Here lies Moon Tears: proof that revoking authorities doesn't matter when the authorities were always the only ones who mattered."
