CAUSE OF DEATH
A Memetic Tragedy: Mom's College Fund Liquidated
Here we observe the remarkable specimen of UR MOM WENT TO COLLEGE, a token that achieved the extraordinary feat of being simultaneously alive and utterly lifeless. With five holders controlling the entire circulating supply and liquidity pools drier than a motivational speaker's PowerPoint, this creature never truly had a chance—a financial Matryoshka doll of concentrated ownership and concentrated despair.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Centralization via five immortal whales
EPITAPH
"Mom went to college. The token did not graduate."
