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Wojak's Dream Dies in Spectacular Illiquidity

Here we observe the withered remains of Withered Wojak, a token whose brief 123-hour existence was marked by the hallmarks of inevitable collapse: ninety-two percent of supply concentrated in merely ten wallets, trading volume so anemic it couldn't fill a coffee cup, and liquidity evaporating like morning dew on the Serengeti. In nature, we call this survival of the fittest; in crypto, we call it a rug pull's slower, more honest cousin.