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Three Hours of Magnificent Chaos and Delusion

Here we observe a specimen of remarkable brevity—a mere three hours old, yet already displaying the frantic vigor of a dying star consuming itself. The $376,000 in volume represents not prosperity, but rather the final gasps of hope as retail investors discover, too late, that a 497% gain in three hours is not financial acumen, but rather the sound of musical chairs when the music stops.