CAUSE OF DEATH
Normal Face: A Stillborn Financial Tragedy
Here we observe the Normal Face token, a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere moments ago with all the vitality of a stillborn foal, it entered the world already possessed by its two handlers—a arrangement that, in nature, we might call a monopoly, and in finance, we simply call inevitable. The absence of liquidity, volume, and any measurable price movement suggests this token experienced what we in the field call 'death before life': a fate so swift and complete, the coroner cannot determine if it ever actually existed.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation and complete holder consolidation
EPITAPH
"It had two faces, zero prospects, and achieved maximum symmetry: equally worthless to everyone involved."
