CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Dies Before First Breath
In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen: Agent Drunk, born mere hours ago with all the vitality of a still-born calf. The creature experienced a violent 155% convulsion in its final moments—a death rattle disguised as a pump, before liquidity evaporated like morning dew in the Serengeti sun.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, stillborn
EPITAPH
"Five holders, one hundred percent of nothing, and a dream that lasted shorter than a mayfly's afternoon."
