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Newborn Token Found Dead at Launch

Here we observe THE Rug Puller in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard, where it lived for mere hours before succumbing to acute liquidity hemorrhage. With a treasury of precisely zero dollars and two holders clutching 100% of supply, this specimen represents nature's way of saying 'no thank you.' The revoked authorities suggest a final, merciful act of euthanasia by its own creators.