The Greedy JewEDMH2V7VP28W6sSuUYn4LdeFpBPdnYyZpy2dCCAApump

Newborn Token Arrives Already Deceased

In what can only be described as a spectacular exercise in financial futility, this five-hour-old specimen expired before it could even establish a pulse. With twelve holders and zero liquidity, it represents nature's way of saying 'perhaps this should not have been.' The authorities were revoked, but alas, far too late—the damage was already baked into its very genesis.