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Pump This: A Zero-Liquidity Tragedy

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen: born mere hours ago, already liquidity-drained and gasping its final breaths. Five holders clutch their worthless bags like possums playing dead, while the broader ecosystem moves on, indifferent to this latest extinction event. One can almost hear the faint whisper of $99.28 in volume—the death rattle of optimism meeting cold, unforgiving market reality.