CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Arrives DOA at Hospital
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen: born mere hours ago, AFMC-17082 has already completed its entire lifecycle—much like a mayfly, if mayflies lost 81% of their value while being trapped in the jaws of ten ravenous lions. The creature's promise of viral healing was itself the only contagion; a zero-liquidity carcass picked clean by early holders who owned 82% of its meager existence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, instant collapse
EPITAPH
"It cured nothing but investor portfolios—and only through surgical removal."