The Course goatE9cwVxQtzMuDLgc9QiM1t3hmEz2gCLmKB8sQmP7BQgTv
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Structural impossibility meets mathematical inevitability
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.9K
+7.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.6K
Holders
7
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
The Course Goat: A Thirty-Three Hour Tragedy
Here we observe The Course Goat in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard, where it perished after a mere 33 hours of existence. With seven holders and zero liquidity, it achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously dead on arrival and a masterclass in mathematical impossibility: 100% concentration among the top ten holders of a seven-holder token. A creature so perfectly designed for failure that one wonders if it was ever truly alive at all.
Diagnosis
Activity
Sparse
$1.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.2% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Structural impossibility meets mathematical inevitability
Patient Note
It had revoked authorities but couldn't revoke its own existence—a mercy killing by the market itself.
Holders
Top 1
84.3%
Top 5
99.2%
Top 10
100.0%
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022jyz...9c1F10.00%
03Co6q...CK7T2.82%
045XEj...aUVG1.05%
056J1T...QYGD1.05%
0625jA...FnVu0.78%
07Rfyr...3gFt0.00%