ANSEM'S DICK/E8zR..pump
FLATLINED
ansem's dick

ansem's dickE8zRq5V6V2DbmUmAFvvsUGY3FuRAZgdvU5usqjw8pump

E8zR..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Zero liquidity, instant rugpull configuration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.3K
+38.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.7K
Holders
9
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.03B
Price USD
$2.03e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the vast savanna of Solana, a peculiar creature emerged mere hours ago, gasping for breath in a liquidity-starved wasteland. Nine unfortunate souls gathered to witness its brief, convulsive existence—a microcosm of hope collapsing under the weight of concentrated ownership and the inexorable pull of exit liquidity.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Zero liquidity, instant rugpull configuration
Patient Note

Born at midnight, dead by breakfast—a memento mori for those who invest in tokens with zero liquidity and a roadmap written in desperation.

Holders

§ 04 · 9 wallets
Top 1
94.4%
Top 5
99.4%
Top 10
100.0%
01ARuM...WJ5y94.36%
02AnRx...ctB51.57%
0372xp...Z8Yf1.56%
046AeC...Fjut1.52%
053vzk...Tnms0.42%
06EgYG...6NeZ0.39%
074ApJ...4a9Y0.13%
0891PP...Z9eB0.02%
09EGbH...am6D0.02%