CAUSE OF DEATH
GaMeStOp Token: Born Dead, Stayed Dead
In the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, GaMeStOp existed primarily as a vehicle for its four holders to contemplate the nature of loss. By the time our cameras arrived, only the smoking crater remained.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"Four guys, zero dollars, infinite regret—a love story told in negative returns."
