CAUSE OF DEATH
Employment Prospects Terminated After One Hour
In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen: born merely sixty minutes ago, it experienced a meteoric 367% ascent before discovering a fundamental truth—that zero liquidity is rather inconvenient when one wishes to exit. Like a job interview that goes spectacularly well right up until the interviewer vanishes entirely, our subject found itself surrounded by 89 hopeful holders, 58.5% of whom were apparently in on the joke.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Nonexistent liquidity meets pump-and-dump mathematics
EPITAPH
"It looked for a job and found only a liquidity trap—the irony would be delicious if anyone could actually sell their bags."
