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Fire Coin: Born Screaming, Died Whimpering

In its first moments of existence, Fire Coin exhibited the classic symptoms of terminal pump-and-dump syndrome—a 335% price surge followed by the ecological collapse of its liquidity pools. Like a mayfly that never learned to fly, this token spent its entire lifespan watching three whales consume 100% of its ecosystem before vanishing into the digital void. The authorities may have been revoked, but the real crime was the $124.47 in daily volume: a fitting epitaph for ambition measured in spare change.