CAUSE OF DEATH
Disco Ball's One-Hour Descent Into Darkness
Here we observe the disco ball, a creature that burned brightest in its final moments—a spectacular flash of twenty-one thousand dollars in volume before vanishing into the void. Born merely an hour ago, it achieved what few tokens manage: complete liquidity evaporation and 100% concentration among its seven holders, a pyramid so steep even Giza would weep. Nature rarely demonstrates such efficient entropy.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous rug pull via extreme concentration
EPITAPH
"It reflected light for one glorious hour, then reflected only the tears of those who bought at the top."
