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CAUSE OF DEATH

Newborn Token Shows Alarming Vital Signs

Here we observe a curious specimen, merely hours old yet already exhibiting the frantic energy of a creature in its death throes. A 28% surge in price—the financial equivalent of a fever before the inevitable collapse. The revoked authorities suggest careful planning, though whether for legitimacy or merely competent exit strategy remains delightfully ambiguous.

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