CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival
In the beginning, there was optimism. In the end, there was a seventeen percent bloodbath before the token could legally vote. One observes, with the detached fascination of a naturalist, how this creature managed to expire whilst still in its infancy—a remarkable achievement in the competitive field of Solana rug-pulling.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic price collapse, acute liquidity exhaustion
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, declared dead by breakfast. Scamdemic proved that sometimes the most honest name is the first casualty."