CAUSE OF DEATH
Frank's Spectacular Five-Hour Collapse
In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, Figure 03 experienced what biologists might call 'rapid evolutionary failure.' Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a newborn fawn, Frank was immediately devoured by its five parental holders, who controlled every last token with the grip of a python that had already swallowed its meal.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant total concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"Frank arrived, was redistributed among five friends, and departed—proving that in crypto, newborns can be stillborn and profitable simultaneously."
