CAUSE OF DEATH
Goal Doge: Born Dead, Stayed Dead
In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a most peculiar specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it could truly be said to have lived. With but two holders and zero liquidity, Goal Doge represents nature's most elegant solution to the question: 'What if we just... didn't?'
CAUSE OF DEATH
Stillborn liquidity, instant pancreatic failure
EPITAPH
"It had all the hallmarks of a token: a name, a blockchain, and exactly $1.54 worth of human regret."
