The Delusional OptimistDe42jE4s5Ka4fbfCJL4qcpZ9Liu8xg9sc9HPiQKqpump

The Delusional Optimist's Hour of Reckoning

In its brief sixty-minute existence, The Delusional Optimist has demonstrated nature's most exquisite ability to punish hubris. With ninety-nine percent of its wealth concentrated in merely ten hands, and liquidity draining faster than hope from a retail investor's portfolio, this token has achieved what few manage in a lifetime: complete irrelevance in under two hours. One might almost admire the efficiency of its demise.