CAUSE OF DEATH
OnlyFrens: Born Yesterday, Buried Today
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic lifecycle of OnlyFrens—a creature that lived precisely zero hours before succumbing to the predatory forces of its own ecosystem. With merely two holders controlling the entire supply and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew, this token represents nature's perfect efficiency: maximum extraction, minimum resistance.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Coordinated rug pull by distribution architects
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it exit-scammed. At least the mint authority was revoked—can't scam twice if you're already gone."
