CAUSE OF DEATH
Skinned Monkey: A One-Hour Extinction Event
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, the Skinned Monkey emerged fully formed, naked and trembling, into a world that had no use for it. With a mere five holders clutching 100% of its worthless corpus and liquidity pools as dry as a carcass in the Kalahari, this creature's evolutionary destiny was sealed before its first heartbeat. We observe, with characteristic indifference, nature's most efficient killer: the rug pull executed with startling honesty.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Simultaneous birth and evisceration
EPITAPH
"It lived for one hour, died broke, and five people got to call themselves investors."