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Ansem's Army: A Pump-and-Dump Requiem

Here we observe the Solana token in its natural habitat—mere hours after birth, already exhibiting the manic behavior of a lottery ticket meeting a leveraged position. The $1.7 million in frenzied volume suggests investors have mistaken momentum for a business model, whilst the top 10 holders clutch 40% of the supply like dragons hoarding the inevitable crash. One can almost hear the sound of limit orders being placed by those wise enough to exit before the whales inevitably feed.