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Project Hamilton: A One-Hour Tragedy in Four Acts

In the beginning, there was promise. In the end, there was a -65.4% bloodbath. Project Hamilton's death was not a mystery—it was a masterclass in velocity, as ninety-seven hopeful souls watched three whales consume seventy-five percent of the oxygen in the room, leaving the token gasping its last breath before it had even celebrated its first hour of existence.