CAUSE OF DEATH
Emperor of Speculation Meets Waterloo
Here we observe the carcass of NAPOLEON, a token that conquered nothing but the hearts of sixty-four optimistic believers. In its final moments, it experienced a most violent 173% price swing—the death throes of a dying animal, thrashing about before succumbing to the inevitable. A creature with zero liquidity, concentration in ten hands, and volume measured in thousands rather than millions: truly, a Grande Armée of one.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets extreme holder concentration
EPITAPH
"He came, he saw, he rugpulled—except even the rug was imaginary."