CAUSE OF DEATH
The Buffalo's 77-Hour Extinction Event
Here we observe the rapidly fossilized remains of Donald Trump The Buffalo, a token whose ambitious name far exceeded its evolutionary fitness. In merely 77 hours, this creature faced the inexorable forces of market selection: zero liquidity, two lonesome holders, and a daily volume so meager it wouldn't sustain a single bacterium. The irony, of course, is that while authorities were revoked—a gesture toward decentralization—gravity was not.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration collapse and liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"It promised to be tremendous. Instead, it became tremendous at being nothing at all."
