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CAUSE OF DEATH

Newborn Amphibian Expires Before Metamorphosis

Here we observe でっかいカエル, a creature that emerged into existence mere hours ago, already showing the telltale signs of catastrophic organ failure. In a cruel twist of evolutionary economics, its 182% price surge proved not a sign of vitality, but rather the death throes of a speculative bubble gasping its last breath. The fact that 81% of its population is concentrated in the hands of a select few predators suggests this particular species was never meant to survive the savanna.

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