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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the primordial swamps of Solana, GOLDINU emerged mere hours ago, a creature of pure speculation and mathematical improbability. With zero liquidity to sustain it and 52.8% of its genome concentrated in the hands of ten apex predators, this token experienced what we might call a 'flash flood of enthusiasm followed by evolutionary extinction.' The irony, of course, is exquisite: a coin that revoked all authorities to appear trustworthy, yet possessed no actual substance to back such claims.