CAUSE OF DEATH
The Holy Cat's Unholy Demise Examined
Here we observe The Holy Cat in its natural habitat—mere hours into existence, yet already exhibiting the classic symptoms of acute concentration toxicity. With 92.4% of its supply clutched desperately in ten paws, and liquidity pools as barren as a cat's affection for water, this feline's nine lives have been exhausted in a single trading session. What we are witnessing is not evolution, but rather a masterclass in the gravitational pull of mathematical inevitability.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme whale concentration and terminal illiquidity
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, dead by dawn—The Holy Cat learned that 'revoked authorities' cannot revoke the authority of basic economics."
