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The Irony of FOMO's Catastrophic Twenty-Minute Collapse

And here we observe the Never Miss Out Again token in its natural habitat: the morgue. Born at dawn with all the promise of a lottery ticket, it managed to hemorrhage 67.7% of its value before most retail investors could even pronounce 'liquidity crisis.' One might say the only thing investors didn't miss out on was the opportunity to lose their shirts with remarkable efficiency.