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Frenchie's Flight Ends in Spectacular Crash Landing

Here we observe the Flying Shit Frenchie in its natural habitat—the cryptocurrency graveyard—where it has been meticulously preserved by the forces of market indifference. With a mere $59.29 in daily volume and liquidity drier than the Atacama Desert, this peculiar specimen managed to attract exactly 21 believers before they too abandoned hope. In nature, when 99.9% of a population is concentrated in the hands of the apex predators, the smaller creatures typically scatter in panic—and so it was with FSF.