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Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath

In the cryptic corners of the Solana blockchain, a curious specimen emerged mere hours ago, gasping for liquidity like a fish on desert sand. The markets, those magnificent predators, observed its violent convulsions—a 1020% price swing—before the creature expired, leaving only 251 bereaved holders and a haunting absence of exit routes. Truly, a masterclass in financial entropy.