CAUSE OF DEATH
Drake Memes: A One-Hour Tragedy
In the primordial soup of Solana, a curious specimen emerged—Drake Memes—possessed of remarkable volatility yet cursed with the structural integrity of a sandcastle. Within sixty minutes, it had accumulated forty devoted believers, though eight of them controlled the kingdom entire. The creature's organs—liquidity, volume, and time itself—simply vanished, leaving only the faint echo of $17,494 in transactions and the distinctive odor of rug pull.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration, chronic illiquidity, fatal youth
EPITAPH
"It lasted longer than most marriages and generated fewer assets than a failed Etsy store."