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Cat² Dies Before Its First Meow

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of Cat²—a creature that achieved the rare distinction of being stillborn. Born mere hours ago with all the longevity of a mayfly and the liquidity of desert sand, it managed the impressive feat of losing seventeen percent of its value to an audience of precisely two spectators, much like performing Shakespeare to an empty theater where one seat holds the author.