CAUSE OF DEATH
Him: Born Dead, Died Immediately Thereafter
Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the *Rugpullus instantaneus*—a token so catastrophically stillborn that it achieved negative growth before drawing its first breath. In merely hours, our subject hemorrhaged 77% of its fictional value, a feat of financial self-immolation rarely witnessed in such compressed timeframes. The three holders, clutching their worthless bags like bereaved parents, stand as silent testament to hope's cruel futility.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation, concentration, and hubris
EPITAPH
"He was Him for exactly zero hours, and even that was too long."
