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Newborn Token Found Dead at Launch

In the swamps of Solana, a curious creature emerged mere hours ago, only to expire before its first sunset. The Claude Office token, blessed with revoked authorities and zero liquidity, was essentially a financial still-life—a cautionary tale of concentration so severe that 78% of holders could collectively decide to become millionaires or paupers with a single keystroke. Nature abhors a vacuum, and the markets abhor a token with nowhere to flee.