LOFI COW/Caxu..pump
TERMINAL
lofi cow

lofi cowCaxuQn6s1QoQ8QSPgfbBHGHFARDmP8xZJ42oxonJpump

$loficowCaxu..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Catastrophic concentration and immediate illiquidity collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$5.8K
+104.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$13.4K
Holders
190
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.82B
Price USD
$1.84e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Lofi Cow: Born, Pumped, and Immediately Expired

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that drew its first breath mere hours ago, only to discover that 64.8% of its very essence belonged to those at the top of the food chain. The lofi cow, much like its bovine namesake, proved to be little more than a placid vessel for extraction—a zero-liquidity monument to humanity's eternal hope that this time, surely this time, the musical livestock would be different.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$13.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 92.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration and immediate illiquidity collapse
Patient Note

It had a lovely 104% pump on the day it died—which, in hindsight, was precisely when it should have lived.

Holders

§ 04 · 190 wallets
Top 1
82.7%
Top 5
92.0%
Top 10
97.7%
01Eb3S...4YqA82.66%
024Qvh...pHNd3.03%
0357hT...V9ho2.26%
048uMm...vjLu2.02%
05F17b...SabyAUTOPSY2.01%
06Agro...nGnE1.94%
07JDhX...65ib1.17%
086iNe...ypSZ1.04%
09Gkvd...9nxC0.87%
10DwbM...3NiF0.73%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
0.900 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
0.900 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 8d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known