CAUSE OF DEATH
Korean Shitstock: A One-Hour Extinction Event
Here we observe a specimen of remarkable brevity—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most of its holders finished their morning coffee. With 99.1% of supply concentrated in merely ten wallets and zero liquidity to facilitate escape, this creature never stood a chance; nature abhors a concentration vacuum, and the market obliges with ruthless efficiency. In its final hours, it managed to trade $66,889—a sum that would have been better spent on literally anything else.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, illiquidity, and cruel mathematics
EPITAPH
"It was born at noon and dead by sunset—a Cinderella story, except Cinderella actually had a coach."
