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The Roach That Couldn't Survive the Kitchen

Here we observe the $ROACH token in its final hours—a creature that, ironically, should have thrived in decay. With merely 42 holders clutching 84.8% of supply in their trembling hands, this digital arthropod discovered that revolution, like survival, requires more than a catchy name and revoked authorities. The $341 in daily volume serves as a funeral dirge, played on the world's smallest violin.