CAUSE OF DEATH
Trollhouse Burns: A Twenty-One Hour Tragedy
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable specimen of trollhouse—a creature that achieved remarkable velocity before succumbing to the predatory forces of concentrated ownership and catastrophic price collapse. Note how eighty-two percent of the population resides in merely ten territories, a distribution pattern that, in nature, we might call "dangerously unstable." Alas, the patient expired before its first full solar cycle, leaving only $5,493 in liquidity as a monument to its ambitions.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme whale concentration meets gravity
EPITAPH
"It entered the world with such promise, such volume—then discovered that being a house made of trolls is actually a terrible business model."