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Drool Monsters: A Five-Day Financial Extinction Event

Here we observe the Drool Monster in its final hours—a creature that never truly lived, suffocated by the very concentration of wealth that promised decentralization. With ninety-eight percent of its population controlled by a mere ten hunters, the beast gasped its last breath at $1,293 in daily volume, a pittance befitting its tragic existence. Nature, it seems, abhors a poorly distributed token.