CAUSE OF DEATH
Powell's Printing Press Runs Out of Ink
Here we observe the final throes of JEROME, a specimen that experienced a most curious 193% price volatility whilst gasping for breath in a liquidityless void. With but 71 holders clinging to their bags like passengers on a sinking ship, and 77.7% of supply consolidated in the hands of the fortunate few, this token's demise was less a mystery and more a mathematical inevitability. The authorities may have been revoked, but alas, no authority could revoke the laws of supply and demand.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration meets zero liquidity death spiral
EPITAPH
"He was supposed to print money, not become it—worthless, abundant, and nobody wants it."
