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Newborn Token Dies Before First Breath

Here we observe the loda token in its natural habitat: born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the hallmarks of spectacular financial mortality. With a liquidity of zero and 99.9% of its meager existence concentrated in the hands of ten wealthy patrons, this creature never stood a chance—a freshly-minted lamb surrounded by wolves who've already carved their initials into its hide. The revocation of both mint and freeze authorities was meant to inspire confidence; instead, it merely locked the coffin lid.