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The Church of Bullism: A Newborn's Funeral

In the beginning, there was enthusiasm. In the end, there was merely mathematics. This token, born mere hours ago into a world of ten faithful congregants, experienced what we might charitably call a theological crisis—namely, that all of its value resided in the hands of those same ten worshippers, leaving retail investors to genuflect before an altar with no liquidity and nowhere to pray their money back into existence.