CAUSE OF DEATH
Glitterfication: Born Broken, Died Immediately
In the beginning, there was glitter. And then, almost immediately, there was nothing. Here we observe a specimen so young it never drew its first breath of market air—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it had even learned to live, its liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew in the Sahara.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic structural failure at genesis
EPITAPH
"It sparkled briefly in the void, then remembered it was just code."