CAUSE OF DEATH
Stable Cat's Explosive One-Hour Existence
In nature, we observe a peculiar phenomenon: the meteoric rise of Stable Cat, a creature born merely sixty minutes ago, already showing signs of acute pump-and-dump syndrome. With a staggering 134% surge in value and $602K in daily volume, this feline exhibits all the hallmarks of a financial supernova—brilliant, violent, and destined for catastrophic collapse. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities suggests someone, somewhere, is hoping the absence of safeguards will somehow inspire confidence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Hyperinflation meets whale concentration
EPITAPH
"Here lies Stable Cat: proving that 677 believers and a 35% top-10 concentration can't stop gravity forever."
