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Nietzschean Chicken Dies Newborn, Alone

Here we observe a curious specimen—born mere hours ago, it experienced a violent 222% convulsion before expiring from complete liquidity evaporation. The creature's authorities were ceremonially revoked, a mercy killing for what was essentially a stillborn venture capitalist's fever dream. In the end, 56.8% of its meager existence was concentrated in the talons of a privileged few, a perfect metaphor for its entire tragic arc.

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