ALBERT THE MONKEY/Br4R..pump
FLATLINED
Albert the Monkey

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$AlbertBr4R..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull by concentrated holder distribution

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
14/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$483.38
-75.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$188.28
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$964.95M
Price USD
$4.82e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Albert the Monkey: Born, Pumped, Dumped, Dead

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe the Albert the Monkey token in its final moments—a creature that lived mere hours before succumbing to the predatory forces of its own design. With a liquidity pool drained to absolute zero and 100% of its supply concentrated in just two holders, this unfortunate primate never stood a chance against the inevitable rug pull. Here, on the digital savanna, natural selection operates at the speed of blockchain confirmation.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$188.28 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull by concentrated holder distribution
Patient Note

Albert swung from branch to bankruptcy in zero hours flat—a true speed-running record in token mortality.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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