CAUSE OF DEATH
WD40 Token: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
And here we observe the WD40 token in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard. Born merely hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it achieved the remarkable feat of losing 56.5% of its value before most investors could even pronounce 'liquidity.' Four holders watched in bewildered silence as their creation evaporated like morning dew under the unforgiving Solana sun.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull masquerading as decentralization
EPITAPH
"WD40 promised to fix everything. It couldn't even fix itself."
